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We like to drink here at Geek.com. It's not quantity that matters, but quality, and as such, we've held several fine whisky tastings in the lab over the years. And the world-renowned scotch distillery tried to get artificial intelligence in on the sophisticated fun by putting out a whisky tasting skill for Amazon Alexa. Yes, if you really want to enjoy your scotch with the power of technology, you can simply install the skill on your Amazon Echo and say, "Alexa, open Johnnie Walker." And the voice app will open and walk you through a primer to savoring fine whisky.